It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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