idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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