i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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