She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Randomize
