nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home