at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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