It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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