I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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