Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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