this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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