can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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