I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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