If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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