Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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