there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Oh Jesus.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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