Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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