There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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