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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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