where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
