He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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