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weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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