***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
oh god the rape fog is back!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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