I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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