Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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