we're blogging at a bar
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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