Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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