I saw his package. It spoke to me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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