good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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It's shark week go big or go home
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Come on in and take your pants off
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