I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Buhtt sex?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
