Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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