talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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