Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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