is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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