he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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