it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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