Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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