No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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