so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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