but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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