If that was your dad, he is hot
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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