something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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