FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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