im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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