why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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