I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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