found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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