youre lurking in front of me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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