I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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