The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
