No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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