he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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