Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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