I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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Dick very happy bro
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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